
Mortuary University: The First Cohort
Tone: Dark academia comedy with genuine dread underneath
🗓️ Sessions
~6–12
📖 Chapters
3 acts · 12 scenes
⚔️ Battles
8
🎭 Cast
7 key figures
🧙 Party
3–5 heroes, levels 3-9
The Hook
Each character receives two letters in the same week. The first is cream vellum stamped with a grinning skull sigil: 'You have been accepted to Blackthorn Mortuary University's inaugural cohort, tuition waived, room and board provided, in recognition of exceptional aptitude.' The second arrives by less official means — a temple elder, a city magistrate, a guild patron, or a grieving noble family, depending on the character — asking quietly for one more thing: go to Blackthorn, learn its secrets, and send word if the Reaper of Thistlemoor is building something worse than a school.
🎭 The rest of this tale is the Dungeon Master's secret. You'll live it at the table.